[ Not all environments, though! -- considering the deaths during the crossing of the Helcaraxë. That kind of cold water nobody needs to test himself or herself in! Luckily, the waters around the islands here are not as bad as that. ]

[ Snerk ] I'm a parent, we're constitutionally incapable of not worrying. But I'll do my best.

Tell me what you've been up to, and I'll promise not to laugh!